Fantasy merger Tailscale + Supabase

Tailbase

Your database is localhost now.

Tailbase puts every Supabase Postgres instance behind a private WireGuard mesh, so your backend is only reachable by devices you personally trust. The free tier includes one device, which is your laptop, and the growth tier bills you per row for the privilege of not exposing it to the internet.

Raised: $180M Series B led by Wavelength Meridian, at a $2.4B valuation

“Tailbase has discovered that the most secure cloud is the one nobody else can reach, and we believe that insight is worth several billion dollars.”
Clara Trenholm, Partner at Wavelength Meridian

Traction: 4.2 million databases provisioned, 97% of which have never received a query from outside the founder's apartment

pg_netizen · 1 hour ago

So it's Postgres on localhost with a billing dashboard. I already have this, it's called Postgres on localhost, and the compliance evidence is that nothing ever happened.

Satire. The startups being merged are real; this one isn't, and neither are its investors.